Littleben
Nov 3 2006, 12:00 PM
currently I'm f*cking hating...
Charlotte Church - I'm convinced she is evil incarnate
Eco-Tourism - There is NO SUCH THING so stop pretending and stop f*cking up the environment
Middle Class Folkies - with their sh!te cuddly jumpers insisting in singing along to anything as long as it's out of key
Jimmy Carr - "Statement about celebrity - close with insult - repeat for 1/2 an hour"
Chrisferatu
Nov 3 2006, 12:05 PM
What the f*ck is up with your Charlotte Church hate? Cut off your penis or vow to kill all fat people right now.
waldinho
Nov 3 2006, 12:07 PM
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 01:00 PM)

Eco-Tourism - There is NO SUCH THING so stop pretending and stop f*cking up the environment
agreed, having studied it at uni as part of my course I came to similar conclusions.
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 01:00 PM)

Middle Class Folkies - with their sh!te cuddly jumpers insisting in singing along to anything as long as it's out of key
My f*cking bank for needing telling 3 times that I am spending a lot of time in Spain, so don't f*cking disable my account (twice) when you see I am taking a lot of cash out here, I HAVE f*ckING TOLD YOU! I have missed out on some great f*cking flats because of their w@nkyness.
Spanish Weather in October/November - surprisingly worse than Cornwall's.
mmm.... nothing else springs to mind.
Littleben
Nov 3 2006, 12:08 PM
QUOTE(Chrisferatu @ Nov 3 2006, 12:05 PM)

What the f*ck is up with your Charlotte Church hate? Cut off your penis or vow to kill all fat people right now.
she just is Evil...an icon for ASBO/Chav culture...and 1/3 of the axis of Evil...don't be fooled by her slightly chubby...but "wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers" looks...behind those piggy eyes is the brain of a criminal genius...
SisOfLeon
Nov 3 2006, 12:09 PM
I like charlotte church.
However I do hate this petits filous I currently eating, as it tastes of vodka. But probably won't have the same effects.
I alsoc urrently hate the COld!
And the fact that my driving test isnt for another 20 days yet

ps i also hate all the college work i have to do. whoever said photography was slack is clearly very mistamken
Littleben
Nov 3 2006, 12:14 PM
QUOTE(SisOfLeon @ Nov 3 2006, 12:09 PM)

I also currently hate the Cold!
I'm down with that one at the moment...my fingers are slowly seizing up...
SisOfLeon
Nov 3 2006, 12:17 PM
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 12:14 PM)

I'm down with that one at the moment...my fingers are slowly seizing up...
Mine too.

Bloody broken radiators sh!t f*ck w@nk c*nt coldddddddddddddddddddddddddd
I mgith as well sit around a cigarette.
Costermonger
Nov 3 2006, 12:20 PM
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 12:00 PM)

currently I'm f*cking hating...
Charlotte Church - I'm convinced she is evil incarnate
Jimmy Carr - "Statement about celebrity - close with insult - repeat for 1/2 an hour"
Charlotte Church - she is a f*cking annoying Welshie who is obviously common as sh!te. It is a case you'd do her for the hell of it after a few pints, but by god she is just so damn annoying, in your face, and has an ego bigger then the universe.........
Jimmy Carr - now he is a twat, supposidly Irish, and just a waste of goddamned time. he is too predictable, and has a face you'd never tire of hitting repeatedly........
Currently for me I hate :
My car : failed on stupid things on it's MOT.
My Insurance Company : 18 months+ and still waiting for settlement on a personal injury claim which is clear cut as anything.
The back of my head : I'm 20 f*ckng 7 and now I get spots on it!!!!!!!!!! f*cks sake!
iwannariot
Nov 3 2006, 12:24 PM
LOVE Charlotte Church because she doesn't give a f*ck!! she's a good role model for potential anorexics (she's curvy, welsh, has opinions and takes the p!ss out of the media)
Currently hating banks, the whole credit (or lack of it) system+ student w@nkers who steal your identity to make orders from a littlewoods( for f*cks sake!!) catalogue and leave you with a poor credit rating - making it impossible to get a loan when you desperately need it!!
SisOfLeon
Nov 3 2006, 12:25 PM
How the f*ck is charlotte church "curvy"? She's a size 12
iwannariot
Nov 3 2006, 12:27 PM
QUOTE(SisOfLeon @ Nov 3 2006, 12:25 PM)

How the f*ck is charlotte church "curvy"? She's a size 12

yeah and Vanessa Feltz is a size 12
Costermonger
Nov 3 2006, 12:27 PM
Yeah.... And I'm a 32" waist and got a full head of hair...........
Chrisferatu
Nov 3 2006, 12:28 PM
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 12:08 PM)

she just is Evil...an icon for ASBO/Chav culture
"LOL"
iwannariot
Nov 3 2006, 12:29 PM
if heat magazine says she's curvy then they're right goddamnit!!
SisOfLeon
Nov 3 2006, 12:31 PM
wqell i thik she is quite slim really, but what do
i know.
Littleben
Nov 3 2006, 12:33 PM
Tabloid Newspapers/magazines - If I want to see tits, I will buy some porn...if I want to read about the Beckhams I deserve to be shot...if I want to witness a C list celebrity falling down drunk outside some p!ss poor excuse for a sw@nky club, I will go there and trip the f*cker over myself...the best thing about tabloids is the Sun Editor regularly beating the crap out of that bald one from Eastenders (Grant/Phil/someone)
SisOfLeon
Nov 3 2006, 12:35 PM
Unfortunately I read magazines like that. And then i post all the puzzles in the back to nic. i deserve to be stabbed.
iwannariot
Nov 3 2006, 12:44 PM
Good mindless bedtime reading if you have insomnia
Almachine
Nov 3 2006, 12:49 PM
QUOTE(iwannariot @ Nov 3 2006, 12:24 PM)

Currently hating banks, the whole credit (or lack of it) system+ student w@nkers who steal your identity to make orders from a littlewoods( for f*cks sake!!) catalogue and leave you with a poor credit rating - making it impossible to get a loan when you desperately need it!!
Littlewoods should get your reports updated asap. If they are dragging their heels register an online dispute with the three agencies and they'll remove it for you.
iwannariot
Nov 3 2006, 12:50 PM
Apparently it stays on my credit history for 6 years
Madhat
Nov 3 2006, 12:50 PM
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 12:14 PM)

I'm down with that one at the moment...my fingers are slowly seizing up...
Nah mate, that's old age.

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*Grant ducks*
waldinho
Nov 3 2006, 12:50 PM
QUOTE(SisOfLeon @ Nov 3 2006, 01:31 PM)

wqell i thik she is quite slim really, but what do
i know.

this is all down to definitions/perceptions of slim/curvy and whatever... one person's curvacious is another's skinny.
In my opinion curvy covers a a broad spectrum of 'sizes' (the numbers mean nothing to me to be fair) , and church comes into it, altho she is a complete dickhead.
I would also say she is quite slim.
Almachine
Nov 3 2006, 12:58 PM
QUOTE(iwannariot @ Nov 3 2006, 12:50 PM)

Apparently it stays on my credit history for 6 years
Right let me get this straight you were a victim of fraud am I right? If you were a victim of fraud and Littlewoods have acknowledged this then it should be removed from your credit report by them asap.
SisOfLeon
Nov 3 2006, 01:01 PM
QUOTE(waldinho @ Nov 3 2006, 12:50 PM)

this is all down to definitions/perceptions of slim/curvy and whatever... one person's curvacious is another's skinny.
In my opinion curvy covers a a broad spectrum of 'sizes' (the numbers mean nothing to me to be fair) , and church comes into it, altho she is a complete dickhead.
I would also say she is quite slim.
See, I always think of "curvy" as a nice way of calling someone chubby or fat.
Costermonger
Nov 3 2006, 01:02 PM
Al is right, if they are agreeing with you that it is identity fraud then it should be removed from your credit history by them.
If not report them to the financial ombudsman ( sp ? ).
Plus I thought it was only Defaults that went against you for 6 years, CCJ's IVA's and Bankrupsy for a lot longer - unless they are cleared/you're declared discharged.....
But I never completed CMAP etc so i could be wrong......
waldinho
Nov 3 2006, 01:05 PM
QUOTE(SisOfLeon @ Nov 3 2006, 02:01 PM)

See, I always think of "curvy" as a nice way of calling someone chubby or fat.
not in my book lassy. Like J-Lo when she had ass (she may still have ass, but I have no idea), she was curvy, on perhaps the skinnier side, similarly shakira... but then this is only me.
Madhat
Nov 3 2006, 01:06 PM
Curvy doesn't mean chubby. Curvy is very good.
Jemma
Nov 3 2006, 01:07 PM
Oh my god I'm in such a good mood I can't think of anything I hate. This never happens.
Littleben
Nov 3 2006, 01:10 PM
QUOTE(SisOfLeon @ Nov 3 2006, 01:01 PM)

See, I always think of "curvy" as a nice way of calling someone chubby or fat.
nah...just curvy...the thing is...when boys become men they start to prefer women with something other than the shape of a small boy...a bit of fat doesn't mean you're fat...it just means that you've got a womanly figure...
curvy is just ace...
Almachine
Nov 3 2006, 01:11 PM
QUOTE(Costermonger @ Nov 3 2006, 01:02 PM)

Al is right, if they are agreeing with you that it is identity fraud then it should be removed from your credit history by them.
If not report them to the financial ombudsman ( sp ? ).
Plus I thought it was only Defaults that went against you for 6 years, CCJ's IVA's and Bankrupsy for a lot longer - unless they are cleared/you're declared discharged.....
But I never completed CMAP etc so i could be wrong......
They'll be regulated by the CCA and FSA but it shouldn't get to that. If they acknowledge it is not your fault it should be removed by them. If they don't go to the three UK agencies and obtain copies of your statutory reports (£2 each by post, I can give you the contact details) when you have checked that the details on them are incorrect (eg Littlewoods are showing you as having arrears or defaults) then lodge a dispute with the agencies explaining what happened. They will then go to Littlewoods and when they confirm it was fraud the agencies will clear your report and tell littlewoods they are c*nts.
CCJ's will stay on your report for 6 years whether they are satisfied or not.
Costermonger
Nov 3 2006, 01:18 PM
QUOTE(Almachine @ Nov 3 2006, 01:11 PM)

CCJ's will stay on your report for 6 years whether they are satisfied or not.
And for mortgage purposes proof of payment and clearment bypasses the "badness" of having one in the past...... Or at least it did with Natwest/RBS.......
rufcjoe
Nov 3 2006, 01:22 PM
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 12:33 PM)

Tabloid Newspapers/magazines - If I want to see tits, I will buy some porn...if I want to read about the Beckhams I deserve to be shot...if I want to witness a C list celebrity falling down drunk outside some p!ss poor excuse for a sw@nky club, I will go there and trip the f*cker over myself...the best thing about tabloids is the Sun Editor regularly beating the crap out of that bald one from Eastenders (Grant/Phil/someone)
well said
Almachine
Nov 3 2006, 01:29 PM
QUOTE(Costermonger @ Nov 3 2006, 01:18 PM)

And for mortgage purposes proof of payment and clearment bypasses the "badness" of having one in the past...... Or at least it did with Natwest/RBS.......
If it's satisfied then it will show as such but will remain on there. Whether it counts against you is dependent on the criteria of the company and normally how long ago it was registered. My advice to anyone with credit is to set up direct debits and ensure they are taken out on the correct day every month.
Littleben
Nov 3 2006, 03:28 PM
People who hijack a perfectly good thread with endless babble about insurance...rather than being able to aimlessly vent spleen onto anyone we f*cking want because this is the internet and we can
Costermonger
Nov 3 2006, 03:38 PM
It already de-railed onto curvy women - think it should go back there to be honest...................
And it was credit Ben, not Insurance.... you should recognise that matey......
BigShimmeryWall
Nov 3 2006, 03:46 PM
People who come into the shop and complain about films on the basis of them being foreign and claiming that they're all just "cheap crap"
Really p!sses me off.
Costermonger
Nov 3 2006, 04:06 PM
People who call up for our prices, take out our services, but still continually complain that BT & SKY can do cheaper....
If that's the case take out their f*cking services and stop f*cking moaning....
If we are that expensive why do you take out our servcies you f*cking moaning twats!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
and...
People from certain sectors of the community who think if they offer cash payments we can do it cheaper or do a "special deal"
f*cks sake, it's not a market............
Almachine
Nov 3 2006, 06:22 PM
QUOTE(Littleben @ Nov 3 2006, 03:28 PM)

People who hijack a perfectly good thread with endless babble about insurance...rather than being able to aimlessly vent spleen onto anyone we f*cking want because this is the internet and we can

Just trying to help nat is all.
True_Faith
Nov 3 2006, 06:28 PM
Almachine
Nov 3 2006, 06:29 PM
QUOTE(True_Faith @ Nov 3 2006, 06:28 PM)

You need to give a reason joe.
True_Faith
Nov 3 2006, 06:31 PM
QUOTE(Almachine @ Nov 3 2006, 06:29 PM)

You need to give a reason joe.
i think you all know the answer, plus last time i said anything ppl who knew nothing about football came out of the woodwork and said i had no right to hate him
Madhat
Nov 3 2006, 06:53 PM
Joe! You have no right to hate him!
BigShimmeryWall
Nov 3 2006, 07:02 PM
QUOTE(Almachine @ Nov 3 2006, 06:29 PM)

You need to give a reason joe.
He stole Joe's lunch money and pushed him into a hedge.
He also once made Joe eat a bee.
sybaf
Nov 4 2006, 05:50 AM
Alina,
Kayleigh=Curvy=Good
Charlotte Church=Double Chined Fatso=Bad
Right Grant?
+=__.Killing.Girls.Hope.__=+
Nov 4 2006, 08:06 AM
QUOTE(sybaf @ Nov 4 2006, 05:50 AM)

Alina,
Kayleigh=Curvy=Good
Charlotte Church=Double Chined Fatso=Bad
Right Grant?

You'd probably fancy charlotte church if you hadn't of seen her tv show.
True_Faith
Nov 4 2006, 02:46 PM
char church is shagable
Daemonic Jackal
Nov 5 2006, 01:18 AM
charlotte church certainly isnt overweight shes got all the right parts in the right places thats the main thing. i probably would. but then i've always had extremely bad taste in women so i'll shut up and wont say anything more on the matter.
iwannariot
Nov 5 2006, 05:29 PM
QUOTE(Almachine @ Nov 3 2006, 06:22 PM)

Just trying to help nat is all.
THanks Al.... f*ck off Ben!!!
Littlewoods are giving me the run around and I'm sick of chasing it and the equifax.
But anyhoo.. on Friday me and Dan split up a fight in our local between 10 townies and 15 students. Students started it.. times have changed!! Dan jumped in between them and I went in like a bulldozer screaming my head off an they all scarpered!!! Having a big gob is so ace!!
Back to the thread... I HATE MEN!!!!!
True_Faith
Nov 5 2006, 05:33 PM
oh cheers !
iwannariot
Nov 5 2006, 05:39 PM
they're f*cking useless lazy b@stards that run at the first sign of responsibility but when it comes to taking credit for something they're first in line!
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